Thursday 14 June 2012

Perusing Previews - June 2012


Seriously, if the title of your graphic novel is Bazongas, I don't think you need to find out "more information on this item" You probably know what you're going to get.



So what's the difference between the "theatrical costume" and the "deluxe costume" apart from needing to be a full head taller in height? Oh right - the deluxe costume has "even deadlier curves"


You can tell Halloween's round the corner in Previews world. Trust me: if you're a bloke buying one of these for your lady, or a lady buying one of these for your bloke, there's nothing secret about your wishes.


Wasn't there a time in the 70's when parents worried about their kids listening to Kiss? If only they'd been able to see the future of the band.


I love that the Rocky figure comes with a "Bloody Spit version" - look:


"Adriaaaannnnnnnnn!"


What is the deal with these "second skin" costumes? Do they come with the full face thing? That just makes you look like you've dressed up as The Question who's dressed up as another hero.


Because nothing says anarchy and non-conformity like everyone wearing the same damn T-shirt.


I've seen The Empire Strikes Back, Return of The Jedi and even the prequels more times than I care to count and never once did I see Yoda wandering round wearing a brown snake like a stripper with a feather boa.

"Classic Yoda figure" my arse.

2 comments:

  1. I'm ashamed to say that I Googled Bazongas out of curiosity and it was what I expected, sorry I couldn't help myself.

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    1. No need to apologise to me, Rob, though you may want to erase your search history before someone else uses your computer...

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