A King-Sized What?

I know this is the sort of thing covered by What Were They Thinking (hopefully the site'll be back up soon) and may even have appeared on there already, but when I read this a couple of days ago, I just knew I had to post it.

That's 1940's slang written in the mid-80's and spoke by Tarantula in the pages of All-Star Squadron #43.

How times change!