DC's December Solicitations

ALL-STAR WESTERN #26

Trapped in modern times, Jonah Hex sets out to find the money he left buried around the southwest. But a chance encounter with John Constantine sets the Civil War vet on a collision course with the occult.

Jonah Hex on a bike and running across John Constantine! Why isn't the rest of the DCU this much fun?

AQUAMAN #26

“Sea of Storms” begins with the debut of new AQUAMAN writer Jeff Parker! The Earth’s crust is grinding to life, releasing deadly volcanoes and bizarre creatures…so humanity’s first instinct is to blame Atlantis! And as the plates pull apart, the pressures of ruling a kingdom under siege are weighing on Aquaman and Mera as well!

Backing up Dan Didio's recent comments regarding the marital status of heroes, it looks like even Aquaman and Mera and breaking up. Sigh . . .

FOREVER EVIL: A.R.G.U.S. #3

Steve Trevor and his small band of surviving A.R.G.U.S. agents track down the deadly Cheetah, who has Wonder Woman’s lasso in her possession. That lasso could be the only hope of freeing the Justice League!

Wait - "freeing the Justice League"? You mean they're not dead?!

THE GREEN TEAM: TEEN TRILLIONAIRES #7

Tensions rise after the team loses of one of their own! Money can’t buy them love—nor resurrection! Can the Green Team survive this tragedy?

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no, they won't. The eighth is fast becoming a DC staple for the cancellation point and I'm not sure the Green Team will make it past there.

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #10

A FOREVER EVIL tie-in! The survivors of the Crime Syndicate’s attack now face a world where Earth’s most dangerous criminals are in charge. Can they bring a new team together in time to combat them?

Yeah, it'll be based in Canada. We already know that. What I think is more pressing is finding out why Stargirl appears to have a supernova exploding out of her backside.

THE MOVEMENT #7

The Movement has been taken down, and only the powerless Vengeance Moth is left to protect the streets from the Graveyard Faction!

So the team's been taken down . . . just in time for the eighth issue, just like Green Team.